OBAMA INHALED!!!

Dark Horse Dem Digs Dope

(Chicago) When projecting possible presidential pretenders, political pundits predictably provide parallels between the last Democrat to besmirch the Oval Office and the latest liberal limelight-lover. Comparisons between Bill Clinton and Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) may be a bit premature (Obama, for example has yet to have extramarital sex with an intern,) but it has become clear as Vizine that they share at least one vice: drug addiction. In an interview following his recent revelation that he may seek the Democratic nomination in 2008, Illinois’ junior senator may have dashed those very same dreams when Obama admitted he not only advocates the legalization of the gateway drug marijuana, he uses it regularly! “I inhaled — that was the point,” confessed the pro-pot politician (actual quote.)

America’s foremost moralists quickly admonished the stem-separating statesman for his demonic dependency. “I would think a man with a name one letter removed from that of al Qaeda’s leader would be a little more America-loving,” tsk-tsked Secretary of Church and State Pat Robertson. “After the moral morass that was the Clinton years, I would think that his kind….by that I mean Democrats, of course…would want to present a more wholesome image if they’re serious about taking the White House.” Robertson, who is probably the least racist person you’ll ever meet, predicted that America isn’t ready for a President with a blatant disregard for law and order. “Our prisons are full of people who look just like Senator Obama; young, disrespectful and addicted to drugs. I ask you, would Barack Obama be any better of a President than Willie Horton?”

Incredibly but not unexpectedly, Obama’s confession was lauded by lefty leaf-lovers, such as House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA.) “When Senator Obama occupies the White House and our party takes both houses of Congress, we as a nation can finally fulfill our destiny…a destiny of compulsory gay marriage for all citizens, mandatory abortions of all unborn white children, and of course, government-subsidized and completely legal use of all drugs!”