ELECTION DERELICTION OF DUTY
Rex Works the Polls…Not in a Mark Foley Way
(Undisclosed Location, South Dakota) While other so-called “journalists” who went to “journalism school” and get “paid” for being a “journalist” are busy today misinterpreting exit polls and cluck-clucking over alleged voter “irregularities” and “fraud,” Rex Kramer (Danger-Seeker,) like the Vice President during Vietnam, has other priorities. After joining Dick Cheney’s hunting party for a day of manly animal-killing in the wilds of South Dakota, Rex and the Veep relaxed in the den of Tom Daschle’s former hunting lodge (bought for ten cents on the dollar in a debt-liquidation sale) and watched the election results come in.
Rex, ever the journalist, kept detailed notes regarding his Tuesday with Cheney, and will submit his story to SG tomorrow. While we don’t want to spoil the ending, let’s just say that at press time things are going swimmingly well for the GOP!
Labels: Dick Cheney, Election Day, Storm Troopers, Tom Daschle is Bankrupt
posted by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker @ 10:25 PM
16 comments
16 Comments:
You poor deluded Star Wars Super Trooper...swimmingly...I'll be looking for that story tommorrow Mister!
I heard on the news this morning that the results of the elections made the baby jesus cry and cry.
Did you guys get a good shot at Mary? By mistake of course.
You look dapper in white, rex
I just got home from South Dakota, a state of people so stupid they elected a dead woman to a county council...it's so great to be back in Florida, where we have nothing but an informed electorate! Anyway, I haven't had time to read the election results, but really, why should I? I mean, the GOP never loses, right?
Well, they were going swimmingly, right up until they drowned.
LOL Neil! Hey...get that story out! Don't care if you were tilting at windmills Mr. Manfromlamancha...get to steppin'...
Who are you trying to kid Rex? Those are your pictures from Burning Man.
Yep. Rex is a closet hippie. You must have been high as a motha f'er to dress up like a storm trooper!
Rex, it was a big win this week.
A big win!! Blow jobs for all.
Rex, did you wife pick up your meds? You're guna need 'em.
Rex--
My condolences on the election. I think that we patriots still have some hope left, though. Here's what I'm thinking:
What if Rummy and Bolton aren't really leaving the government, at least not permanently. There have been a lot of generals leaving the military lately. Enough to stage a coup d'etat. Enough to install President Cheney and Vice President Bolton in the White House!
The way I see it, a coup d'etat is the only way to preserve freedom, democracy, and the American Way.
Implement plan 66.
Thank you for finally fulfilling the fantasy we women had of "Rex Dressed As A Stormtrooper" (whistles, whistles, whistles)
Send more panties.
Rex, please tell me Cheney also gave you a tour of his undisclosed super-manly bunker.
Rex, where are you? Too depressed over the election to get out of bed?
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