WHO IN HOLLYWOOD HATES AMERICA?

Spurious George Names Names!

(Sodom and Gomorrah, CA) As the most important election in American history (that doesn’t involve George Bush) approaches, we here at Spurious George feel compelled to identify for you, our red state readers, the ever-growing list of Hollywood elite who hate your freedom. The following is a list of the worst of the worst; satanic celebs who give ONLY to Democrats (and who, more than likely, funnel their box office take to al Queda cells):

Ben Affleck, Jessica Alba, Jason Alexander, Joan Allen, Krista Allen, Kristie Alley, Louis Anderson, Julie Andrews, Christina Applegate, Dan Akroyd, Lauren Bacall, Anne Bancroft, Drew Barrymore, Kim Basinger, Justine Bateman, Ned Beatty, Tom Berenger, Candice Bergen, Valerie Bertinelli, Robert Blake, Barry Bostwick, Peter Boyle, Lorraine Bracco, Zach Braff, Lloyd Bridges, Matthew Broderick, Adrien Brody, James Brolin, Albert Brooks, Mel Brooks, Pierce Brosnan, Carol Burnett, Nicholas Cage, Tia Carrere, David Caruso, Patricia Clarkson, George Clooney, Courtney Cox, Marcia Cross, John Crier…

…Beverly D’Angelo, Willem Dafoe, Timothy Dalton, Tim Daly, Susan Dey, Angie Dickinson, Fran Drescher, Patrick Duffy, Patty Duke, Nora Dunn, Eliza Dushku, Anthony Edwards, Edie Falco, Mia Farrow, Farrah Fawcett, Will Ferrell, Linda Fiorentino, Carrie Fisher, Joely Fisher, Brendan Fraser, Morgan Freeman, Andy Garcia, Jennifer Garner, Brad Garrett, Paul Giamatti, Marla Gibbs, Jeff Goldblum, Cuba Gooding Jr, John Goodman, Lou Gosset Jr, Heather Graham, Kathy Griffin, Andy Griffith, Charles Grodin, Jasmine Guy, Maggie Gyllenhaal…

…Mariska Hargitay, Valerie Harper, Josh Hartnett, Salma Hayek, Anne Heche, Marilu Henner, Cheryl Hines, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Kate Hudson, Felicity Huffman, Helen Hunt, Timothy Hutton, Kate Jackson, Samuel L Jackson, Alison Janney, James Earl Jones, Ashley Judd, Diane Keaton, Michael Keaton, Harvey Keitel, Nichole Kidman, Greg Kinnear, Diane Lane, John Larroquette, Matt LeBlanc, John Leguizano, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Lucy Liu, Christopher Lloyd, Jennifer Lopez, Rob Lowe, Kyle MaLachlan, Shirley Mac Laine, William H Macy, Virginia Madsen, Howie Mandel, Camryn Mannheim, Julianna Margulies, Tim Matheson, Jenny McCarthy, Dylan McDermott, Rose McGowan, Debra Messing, Julianne Moore, Viggo Mortensen, Mike Myers, Bebe Neuwirth, Chris Noth…

…Tatum O’Neal, Al Pacino, Anna Paquin, Mandy Patinkin, Amanda Peet, Sean Penn, Lou Diamond Phillips, Joaquin Phoenix, David Hyde Pierce, Natalie Portman, Bill Pullman, Dennis Quaid, Lynn Redgrave, John C Reilly, Christina Ricci, Eric Roberts, Chris Rock, Mimi Rogers, Mark Ruffalo, Rene Russo, Katey Sagal, Bob Saget, Horatio Sanz, Live Schrieber, Martin Sheen, Sam Sheperd, Talia Shire, Martin Short, Alicia Silverstone, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jimmy Smits, Suzanne Somers, David Soul, Kevin Spacey, David Spade, James Spader, Rod Steiger, French Stewart, Sharon Stone, Madeline Stowe, Elizabeth Taylor, Charlize Theron, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Tilly, Marissa Tomei, Mark Wahlberg, Sigourney Weaver, George Wendt, Forest Whittaker, Owen Wilson, Reese Witherspoon, and Renee Zellweger!