UN HEARTS COMMUNISM

Annan, Castro BFF?

(Havana) It has been said that only Nixon could go to China; equally true, it seems, is “only Koffi Annan could go to Cuba on the American taxpayers’ dime.”

When chocolates, flowers and a Kurt Waldheim look-alike strip-o-gram just weren’t enough, the UN Secretary-General commandeered Air Force One and flew to Havana, where he cozied up to Fidel Castro in the communist invalid’s hospital room. According to those in attendance, conversation between the two centered around our freedom and how much they hate it, the most efficient methods of setting an American flag on fire, and how much they each hope the Democrats win back Congress in the upcoming mid-term elections. “In other words, the usual topics of conversation at UN headquarters,” commented an anonymous attendee who bore a striking resemblance to Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez.

Annan’s pilgrimage came on the sensible-shoe heels of a visit by Hillary Clinton, a long-time admirer and alleged ex-lover of the bearded communist head of Cuba. In an exclusive interview with MoveOn.com, Clinton later expressed her firm belief that “America could learn a lot from the Communists,” and her hope that “some day Old Glory” would be replaced by the UN flag.”

Wiping bile from his impressive mustache, UN ambassador-for-life John Bolton characterized the meeting between Annan and Castro as “troubling,” and declared that the US was studying its option in regards to how to deal with the crisis. While assuring that bombing the UN headquarters in New York was not a “done deal,” he cautioned that all options were on the table.

Note: Thus far, the latest Danger-Seeker has yet to be born. This does not concern us, however, as timetables only give aid and comfort to the enemy!