Monday, September 18, 2006


Annan, Castro BFF?

(Havana) It has been said that only Nixon could go to China; equally true, it seems, is “
only Koffi Annan could go to Cuba on the American taxpayers’ dime.

When chocolates, flowers and a Kurt Waldheim look-alike strip-o-gram just weren’t enough, the UN Secretary-General commandeered Air Force One and flew to Havana, where he cozied up to Fidel Castro in the communist invalid’s hospital room. According to those in attendance, conversation between the two centered around our freedom and how much they hate it, the most efficient methods of setting an American flag on fire, and how much they each hope the Democrats win back Congress in the upcoming mid-term elections. “In other words, the usual topics of conversation at UN headquarters,” commented an anonymous attendee who bore a striking resemblance to Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez.

Annan’s pilgrimage came on the sensible-shoe heels of a visit by Hillary Clinton, a long-time admirer and alleged ex-lover of the bearded communist head of Cuba. In an exclusive interview with, Clinton later expressed her firm belief that “America could learn a lot from the Communists,” and her hope that “some day Old Glory” would be replaced by the UN flag.”

Wiping bile from his impressive mustache, UN ambassador-for-life John Bolton characterized the meeting between Annan and Castro as “troubling,” and declared that the US was studying its option in regards to how to deal with the crisis. While assuring that bombing the UN headquarters in New York was not a “done deal,” he cautioned that all options were on the table.

Note: Thus far, the latest Danger-Seeker has yet to be born. This does not concern us, however, as timetables only give aid and comfort to the enemy!


At 7:57 PM, Anonymous Fred said...

Hope Koffi pick out a nice cigar to bring back to Bill at his Harlem Offices...


At 12:46 AM, Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

That Koffi, what is he doing. talking is for pussies, dropping bombs is for real men

At 1:55 PM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Ya think they also talked about forcing gay marriage on the US also?

If the yet to appear wee danger seeker can hold on a few more days she may share her birthday with another great American, Mr Pop.

At 2:59 PM, Blogger AJ said...

John Bolton is my hero, but Rummy's 'kick some ass and take names later'- is really the get-r-done attitude that I admire.

Who will miss such an obselete building in NY anyway? It probably doesn't even get cable.

At 11:05 PM, Blogger Donkeyhue said...

That shit aint right. Here I am a grossly over-taxed citizen, card carrying conservative and as red blooded (and thats just my eyes) American as they come...yet when I want to support a Communist regime I have to fly from NYC to Toronto to Havana turning a three hour and cinqo cuba libres flight into a six hour headache. Damn hippies are drinking mojitos and smokin MC2's while Im answering some peacenik Dudley Do-Right's question "eh, soo, whats with the snorkel gear in December eh? soo, whats this trip really all aboot?"

Next time Ill just pay off the Catholic Church and make it a "humanitarian" trip.

At 12:43 AM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Koffi. Enough said.

At 4:26 AM, Blogger sumo said...

Mr. Annan is as effective as the Pope!

At 9:54 AM, Blogger DivaJood said...

But the pope gets his own soap on a rope.

At 10:37 PM, Anonymous Elizabeth Branford said...

But what I want to know is what the hell happened to Howard Dean??? He looks vaguely Powellish.

Where's the baby, Kramer?

A little boot girl I hope!!!!

At 8:00 AM, Blogger AJ said...

I echo elizabeth's eternal question: "where's the baby??"

I wish to lodge a complaint that Adorable G was allowed to put up $25 so late in the game.

I want my money back.

At 10:22 PM, Anonymous Rex Kramer, Sleep Seeker said...

To All: Like the islamo-fascists, it seems the newest danger-seeker hates my sleep (Mrs. Kramer's in the last throes of the ninth-month "seismic snores.") Even though setting time tables only gives aid and comfort to the enemy, the ETA is this Sunday...just in time to watch football with his(?) proud pop.


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