Sunday, September 03, 2006


Appeasement of Democrats the Final Straw

We here at Spurious George are big fans of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. There are few offices at SG HQ that do not display some kind of homage to this great man, from the obligatory framed and autographed photo, to the life-sized cardboards cutout the DefSec passed out during his most recent visit to the office.

(On a side note, I have a message to the SG staffer who staged “Cardboard Rummy” and “Cardboard Condi” in, well, let’s just call it a “coalition of the willing” position. Very unprofessional, and I can assure you that Baby Jesus would most certainly not approve.)

Yes, we’ve always been very fond of “the Donald,” and by that we don’t mean Trump. However, perhaps it’s time to steal a line from New York worst toupee and sadly say, “Mr. Rumsfeld, you’re fired!” Yes, Spurious George is calling for Donald Rumsfeld’s resignation, but certainly not for the inflated laundry list of complaints the peaceniks have spun from tie-dyed cloth. No, as far as we’re concerned, prisoner-of-war “abuse,” incompetent post-combat planning and Nazi-laced demagoguery are normal, and necessary, aspects of war. What will always get our navy blue blazer in a bunch, however, is any attempt to
appease the party of cutting and running. Even Jesus couldn’t forgive that sin!

In a letter sent to top Congressional Democrats (and intercepted by Spurious George by authority of the Patriot Act,) Rumsfeld did the unthinkable by attempting to soften the appropriate words he used to describe the party of Howard Dean (i.e. “pussies”) during a recent speech to combat veterans. “I know you agree that with America under attack and U.S. troops in the field, our national debate on this should be constructive,” namby-pambily wrote Rumsfeld to Democratic leaders. We here at SG, of course, are inherently opposed to writing letters, but are especially disgusted by any that invite traitors to debate. What next, Rummy? Will Osama be invited to the Pentagon for a strategy session?

As always, Spurious George would rather light the flame of liberty than curse the darkness of islamo-fascism. That’s why, while we call for an end to Rumsfeld’s meritorious (and, no doubt Presidential Medal of Freedom-winning) career at the Defense Department, we can heartily endorse a replacement. Our choice is a man who gives no quarter to the wants and needs of the Democrats, or for that matter, the majority of ill-informed Americans. For the next Secretary of Defense for this Bush President and the next (Jeb) Bush President, we nominate….Joe Lieberman!

Note to BLOGGER bloggers: Missing Rex Kramer's comments at you blog? Blame BLOGGER BETA. On average, it takes 3-5 attempts to log on to any given comment section...if I can log on at all. The "remember me?" box? It's clearly for decoration, it seems. If you haven't made the switch to BETA, for the love of God and country DON'T DO IT!!!


At 11:16 PM, Anonymous Glenda said...

I sure don't miss blogger...

Hi, Rex!!
So, Liebersman is your boy, Huh???
I can't beleive you are gonna cut and run on Rummy!

At 11:29 PM, Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Glenda, it is clear to me now that Rummy is, for lack of a better word, an appeaser of the cut-and-run crowd. It pains me, but alas, for the good of the cause, he must go.

Blogger Beta also must go. Two weeks into this experiment, and I'm just about to give up. Seriously, fellow Blogger bloggers, wait until they get the (billion) bugs worked out. For example, to post an image here at SG I had to create a seprate Blogger site (SG Photos,) post my SG photos there and then once a SG article is posted, I have to insert html code for that picture...from my other site...into this one (and I can barely spell html!) Worse yet, when I respond to a comment AT MY OWN SITE I have to log in every time, and there's only a 20-33% chance I'll be able to do so. Good times!

At 11:48 PM, Anonymous gordo said...


Let's face it, Rummy was always the Beta version of a Defense Secretary. His Shock and Awe quickly turned to Aw and Shucks.

And he's created a lot of problems for our troops by sending too many of them. They're just getting in one another's way!

If you were going to send a basketball team to beat Iraq's national team, you'd send 5 of the Boston Celtics. You wouldn't send 140,000 Boston Celtics! They wouldn't be able to fit on the court!

Next time, we just send Rambo.

At 12:03 PM, Blogger AJ said...

"Even Jesus couldn’t forgive that sin!"

Yes, it must say that somewhere in the KJV, and if it doesn't we can always make up obscure references to make it fit.
At least, that's what a good Baptist Fundamentalist
would do. I am shaky as to what a good Catholic would do.

"Missing Rex Kramer's comments at you blog?"

Not that I am getting paraniod but I was under the impression that the extra (hour) of work to log in and generate an articulate resonse was just your way of saying 'STFU' politely.

At 9:35 PM, Blogger Kvatch said...

Oh let's cut to the chase...

Lieberman for Dictator!

At 10:13 PM, Blogger Lew Scannon said...

namby pambily? Is that even a word? Everyday, Rummy looks more and more like Dr Zaius (from the original Planet of the Apes, not the inferior and totally unnecessary Tim Burton remake)

At 11:04 PM, Anonymous Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Gordo: I agree with the Boston Celtics theory...if this was 1986. Sadly, we must send the basketball team we have, not the one we wish we had.

AJ: I have sent a letter to Blogger insisting that they cease and desist in their America-hating ways. This, I should point out, exhausts all avenues of diplomatic reasoning. Next up: carpet-bombing!

Kvatch: I like the cut of your jib, young frog!

Lew: Questioning my grammar only gives aid and comfort to the enemy. Besides, everyone knows that the ultimate Dr. Zaius was Troy McClure in The Simpsons' "Planet of the Apes: The Musical."

P.S. It took me 4 attempts to post this response...ON MY OWN FRIGGING SITE!!!


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