“PRINCE OF PATRIOTISM” HOME TODAY

SG To Resume Normal Propaganda Soon

(Orlando) Defenseless as the Democrats’ proposed budget, the nation’s newest neo-con is expected to pass through the fortified and electrified gates of the Kramerica© Kompound later today. While “Rex Junior” is reported to have enjoyed his brief hospital stay (aside from the circumcision, of course,) all indications are he’s eager to inspect the security of his homeland. “Little Rex is confident that the war in Iraq has made his new home safer, despite what any leaked intelligence report might say,” declared his fiercely proud father, respected pundit and Spurious George’s senior danger-seeker, Rex Kramer. “I think the nation could learn a lot from him, and just sleep. A lot. Like, say, until after the mid-term elections.”



Spurious George promises that this is the last photo of “Rex Junior”….at least until his campaign literature is published!