Wednesday, September 13, 2006

PREGNANT PAUSE IN PATRIOTISM

Rex Kramer…Diaper-Changer?

(Orlando) As RexHeads© the world over are well aware, it’s been an eventful summer for America’s favorite danger-seeker, Rex Kramer. First, Rex and his freedom-loving family relocated into the new Kramerica Kompound deep in the ultra-red heart of Central Florida. Next came the unveiling of Spurious George’s new and award-winning blog, a website so patriotic it makes Lady Liberty seem whorishly treasonous in comparison. These watershed moments in American history were, of course, framed by Mrs. Kramer’s pregnancy with the heir to the Danger-Seeking name (or, possibly, maybe, a third daughter.) Good things do indeed come in threes!

Every time God opens a door, however, he slams shut a window…in this case, the window into Rex’s mind. Actually, the window is, like Rex’s mind, only half-shut, as his proud, patriotic postings will become intermittent as the birth of Rex, Junior (or Rexina) approaches. Much like Iraq, the Kramer family is “in transition,” and we here at Spurious George thank you in advance for your patience during this period.

13 Comments:

At 10:51 PM, Blogger AJ said...

"..his proud, patriotic postings will become intermittent as the birth of Rex, Junior (or Rexina) approaches. "

Ok. bets are coming in...
Here's mine:

5lb 9oz baby girl Sat 9-16 @ 3-in the morning.

Better get some sleep Rex.

Hey who took my $20 spot???Lew?

 
At 11:31 PM, Anonymous Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

AJ: I can assure you that you're throwing your money away; we Danger-Seekers have never produced a baby less than 7 pounds!

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Check this out, Kramer. Then take two aspirins and call me in the morning.

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger abi said...

I'm looking forward to the great Cuban cigar you'll be sending to each of your faithful readers. All the best to the Kramers and the bouncing new Kramette...

 
At 4:45 AM, Blogger sumo said...

The woman that had that giant of a baby...has my sympathy. That was an awful big watermelon to push out... because that's what it feels like.

 
At 7:57 PM, Blogger AJ said...

OK Rex.....
It's FRIDAY NIGHT.....We know the big moment is coming soon! Are the streets in Northern Fla. safe without you protecting them? Would this be a good time for us...er I mean the bad guys to move some...ah ..merchandise?
In your highly valued opinion?just curious.

 
At 2:50 AM, Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

Good Luck! We need more patriots!

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

It's Saturday morning, any more little Kramer's on god's earth yet? If not, I predict that the newest little Kramer will be born Sunday morning and will be a female patriot. She will proudly proclaim her love of our dear leader within minutes of her arrival. She will do this in the form of crying, but we'll all know what she means.

Sending happy wishes to the entire Kramer family. :)

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger AJ said...

SUNDAY MORNING and Pat Robertson is calling the faithful to church...

Will the new rugrat at the Kramer Coumpound share the same special day with emwa?

damn, even cnn has better coverage than this....where are those embedded doctors we were paying?

 
At 4:35 PM, Anonymous EBranford said...

Any day now, Rex. Go load up at Costco.

Seriously, you are a beloved -if crazy- patriopathic nut. Hang in there and we wish you the best.


And a GIRL!!!!!

 
At 3:52 PM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I've been watching fox news all day waiting for them to break in and announce the birth of a new wee danger seeker. So far nada.

I'll check back here tomorrow for a new post. I'm sure just as soon as you get a quick peek at the new one the first thing you'll do is run to the nearest computer and post something for us. (insert a wink here)

 
At 12:44 AM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

I got 25.00 on 09/25 at 9:25 PM.

 
At 3:44 PM, Blogger WeezieLou said...

i dunno, rex, i been hearing abt this for a long time, it seems. are you SURE mrs danger-seeker is pregnant??

 

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