Friday, September 01, 2006


Rex Blows Off the Masses for a Day or Two

(Orlando) Here at Spurious George HQ, we’ve had September 2 circled on our Katherine Harris cheesecake calendar for months now. The day kicks off with Rex Kramer’s eldest daughter’s birthday party here at the Kramerica Kompound, eases into a Citrus Bowl tailgate party for UCF’s football opener, and ends at a local (undisclosed location) bar to watch the satellite feed from Gainesville, where Rex’s alma mater (the ass-kicking Gators of the University of Florida) will be taking Southern Mississippi behind the woodshed. While we, like the President, will of course be thinking of ways to keep America safe from the islamo-fascists, we’ll be doing so while drinking cheap beer and ogling sorority girls. God, I love this country!

Sadly, this means that there will be little time for educating the ill-informed hippie masses here at the Spurious George site. However, you can still feel the Joy of Rex by visiting
The Blue Republic, where you will be astounded by Rex Kramer’s admission that he adores a certain Senator from New York!

Note: While Rex is otherwise occupied, SG will publish a "Classic Kramer" piece from the original Spurious George site. Sure, it may be a repeat, but since nobody read it the first time, it'll be new to you!


At 9:16 PM, Blogger Lew Scannon said...

I'll ignore the homosexual overtones of taking Southern Mississippi behind the woodshed. I guess their tight end will be a split end after that.

At 10:28 PM, Blogger abi said...

You openly admit to ogling sorority girls on your world-famous web site, where your wife is sure to learn of it? You really are a Danger Seeker.

At 10:58 PM, Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Lew: I'm going to pretend I never heard that; I'm beginning to expect you went to Florida State!

Abi: Mrs. Danger-Seeker knows that, as a family-values conservative, I would never stray. Besides, she's in her ninth month, and I truly, honestly fear her!

At 7:11 AM, Blogger AJ said...

Now Lew, don't get Rex all riled up.
Besides it's the Key West Keyers that goes behind the shed..

Happy Birthday to your eldest daughter Rex! Mine just turned 17..going on 25.
A BDP @ the Compound? You're getting off cheap.

At 10:16 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I know what you mean Rex. The season of fun begins this weekend. If we can just feast on football games this year and not have to deal with hurricanes, I will be one wonderfully happy football fan.

Go Gators!

Later this month, Go Cowboys!
Mr Pop is a Bucs fan. Yes, there can be times of unease in the Pop home this time of year. :)

At 1:00 PM, Blogger AJ said...

Cowboys?? You mean from Wyoming?

No dear, the BEARS this year, all the way.

At 4:26 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Well dear, it just might be the DALLAS COWBOYS this year. :)


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