PIGSKIN, PABST AND PRE-TEEN PARTIES!

Rex Blows Off the Masses for a Day or Two

(Orlando) Here at Spurious George HQ, we’ve had September 2 circled on our Katherine Harris cheesecake calendar for months now. The day kicks off with Rex Kramer’s eldest daughter’s birthday party here at the Kramerica Kompound, eases into a Citrus Bowl tailgate party for UCF’s football opener, and ends at a local (undisclosed location) bar to watch the satellite feed from Gainesville, where Rex’s alma mater (the ass-kicking Gators of the University of Florida) will be taking Southern Mississippi behind the woodshed. While we, like the President, will of course be thinking of ways to keep America safe from the islamo-fascists, we’ll be doing so while drinking cheap beer and ogling sorority girls. God, I love this country!

Sadly, this means that there will be little time for educating the ill-informed hippie masses here at the Spurious George site. However, you can still feel the Joy of Rex by visiting The Blue Republic, where you will be astounded by Rex Kramer’s admission that he adores a certain Senator from New York!

Note: While Rex is otherwise occupied, SG will publish a "Classic Kramer" piece from the original Spurious George site. Sure, it may be a repeat, but since nobody read it the first time, it'll be new to you!