Monday, September 25, 2006

IT’S A BOY…AND WHAT A BOY!!!

Rex Sires America’s Next Great President

(Orlando) At 22 inches long and weighing in at 9 pounds and 2 ounces (and that’s just his penis) the heir to the Kramerica© legacy burst onto the political scene this morning as a giant among mere mortal babies. Emerging from the womb with all of the necessities for future office-holding (full head of hair, total inability to speak, and no real opinion on anything,) leading pundits are already labeling the newest Danger-Seeker a front-runner in the 2044 presidential campaign.



Details about the future candidate’s platform are sketchy at this hour, as his entourage is experiencing the kind of light-headed giddiness that comes with sleep deprivation and political-future optimism. For now, the “crib conservative” merely wishes to let his adoring public know that while he strongly supports cutting (the umbilical cord,) he is steadfastly opposed to running…at least until he can walk.

15 Comments:

At 6:26 PM, Blogger dusty said...

Congrats Rex take care of your lovely spouse, she did all the hard work you know..

like putting up with you for starters :p

 
At 6:46 PM, Blogger WeezieLou said...

awwwwww.....congratulations!! (to you and your wife - poor kid, at least on his dad's side!) Louise

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger AJ said...

Rex-Way to Go you sTud you!!!- I've been checking your site for hours all through the weekend to hear of news...congratulations to you, your wife and your girls!!! Looks like you got some Future Bears Football material ....
I just returned from the game in rush hour traffic to see my young soccer enthusiasts get creamed by a good Catholic school..that had a bus, a paid coach and their own field. I've always said, it pays to be Catholic. Or was it -it pays to be Jewish? Or did I say it pays to be Repulican? Anyway-give the wife a hug from all of us!
now go get some sleep!!

 
At 11:05 PM, Blogger Elizabeth Branford said...

YAY! I must admit, you made one fine Danger Seeker Junior!

Beautiful, Rex.

How wonderful for you all.

 
At 11:11 PM, Anonymous gordo said...

Congratulations. He looks like a fine American. And that's a lovely pair of Danger-Seekers he has for sisters.

 
At 8:02 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Woo Woo, baby danger seeker is on the scene and right on time to share his birthday with Mr Pop. Ultimately cool. Congratulations to all involved in this sweet project. The penis is indeed impressive. I see even bigger things to come in his future.

Please give the new little danger seeker a manly kiss on his sweet cheeks for me. :)

 
At 5:07 PM, Blogger Kvatch said...

Congrats Rex! My best to you, Mrs. Danger Seeker, and the whole family.

But if you don't mind my asking, have ya started saving for his tenure at Bob Jones University yet? I heard tuition is on the way up.7uci

 
At 6:42 PM, Anonymous The Heretik said...

It's a dynasty!

 
At 9:09 PM, Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Congratulations! Where do I send the football?

 
At 10:38 PM, Blogger abi said...

You're a lucky man to have such an adorable family. Best to you all...

 
At 8:39 AM, Anonymous Glenda said...

Best to all of you, what a wonderful gift is a family.

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

To All: Thanks for your kind comments. Things have been kind of crazy here the past few days, but we here at SG will resume our normal buffoonery soon (after all, with all the sleepless nights to come, what else are we going to do at 3:00 a.m?

Quick update: Mrs. Danger-Seeker (aka "Lady Liberty") and the Prince of Patriotism are doing well, and both are expected home today (9/27.)

 
At 3:42 AM, Blogger sumo said...

Congratulations! I've had blogger problems...that is why I am late for the party. Yes...that is a large danger seeker...I pity Mrs. Danger Seeker's womb...hope it is on the mend. The baby is very pretty...in a dangerous sort of way though. He'll probably be the next Bond...Danger Seeker Bond. Lots of danger seeking women I should think too.

 
At 9:01 PM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Congrats, but you know the girls can be President first. So it should read, "Future Presidents hold the 2044 future President."

Glad everyone is doing well!

 
At 2:47 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Congrats to you and your family, Kramer. With a name like Prince, you better teach him how to fight.

 

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