WELCOME TO SPURIOUS GEORGE, v. 2.0!

“Joy of Rex” Returns to Blogosphere!

(Orlando) Let the Rex-ual healing begin!

After months of fits and starts, Spurious George has returned to fill the blogosphere’s “conservative gap” with a man-sized portion of pure America-loving! We here at SG HQ wish to thank our devoted RexHeads© for their patience during the unfortunate pause in patriotic punditry, and hereby promise we’ll never again leave you in liberty-loving limbo!

In addition, much platonic heterosexual Republican-style love to Dude @ The Blue Republic for his web-design acumen. The man is a true artist, which is why it’s such a tragedy he’s been reduced to selling weed to middle-school kids in Flagstaff. You can read more about his cry for help at The Blue Republic, where although registration is required, they lack the federal funding necessary to anything particularly evil with your fake personal information.



Finally, the liberal mainstream media has slanderously intimated that the new SG Staff has become little more than a golden parachute for disgraced Republican figures; we can assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. That said, we’d like to thank some of the new faces who have helped make our transition as smooth as the back of the co-ed from which Ted Kennedy snorts his blow…people like I. Lewis Libby (Director of Information Dissemination,) Jack Abramoff (Native Indian Liaison,) Harriet Miers (Senior Superlative and Hyperbole Editor,) “Duke” Cunningham (Creative Finance Officer,) Michael Brown (Emergency Operations Czar,) George Tenet (HQ Security,) Katherine Harris(Make-up and Props,) John Ashcroft (Color Coordinator) and Ari Fliescher (Deputy Director of Douchebaggery.)

With this winning team, and your continued patronage, we here at Spurious George firmly believe that we can bring the Rex-ual Revolution to the unwashed, hippie masses, and more importantly, keep the GOP in power (where they belong) in perpetuity!