Monday, August 14, 2006

WELCOME TO SPURIOUS GEORGE, v. 2.0!

“Joy of Rex” Returns to Blogosphere!

(Orlando) Let the Rex-ual healing begin!

After months of fits and starts, Spurious George has returned to fill the blogosphere’s “conservative gap” with a man-sized portion of pure America-loving! We here at SG HQ wish to thank our devoted RexHeads© for their patience during the unfortunate pause in patriotic punditry, and hereby promise we’ll never again leave you in liberty-loving limbo!

In addition, much platonic heterosexual Republican-style love to
Dude @ The Blue Republic for his web-design acumen. The man is a true artist, which is why it’s such a tragedy he’s been reduced to selling weed to middle-school kids in Flagstaff. You can read more about his cry for help at The Blue Republic, where although registration is required, they lack the federal funding necessary to anything particularly evil with your fake personal information.



Finally, the liberal mainstream media has slanderously intimated that the new SG Staff has become little more than a golden parachute for disgraced Republican figures; we can assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. That said, we’d like to thank some of the new faces who have helped make our transition as smooth as the back of the co-ed from which Ted Kennedy snorts his blow…people like I. Lewis Libby (Director of Information Dissemination,) Jack Abramoff (Native Indian Liaison,) Harriet Miers (Senior Superlative and Hyperbole Editor,) “Duke” Cunningham (Creative Finance Officer,) Michael Brown (Emergency Operations Czar,) George Tenet (HQ Security,) Katherine Harris(Make-up and Props,) John Ashcroft (Color Coordinator) and Ari Fliescher (Deputy Director of Douchebaggery.)

With this winning team, and your continued patronage, we here at Spurious George firmly believe that we can bring the Rex-ual Revolution to the unwashed, hippie masses, and more importantly, keep the GOP in power (where they belong) in perpetuity!

10 Comments:

At 11:30 PM, Blogger Dude said...

Thanks for kind words, but I beat that middle school rap. Nice to see your back at your true media...insane ranting.

 
At 3:55 AM, Blogger dusty said...

Its bee u ti fulll Rex. Its a pain doing web design..I know from personal experience.

 
At 6:41 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Well what do you know? I have a brand new place to spread my hippie slime. Cool!

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Ah, it's great to be back. For too long the hippies have had their way with the blogosphere, but no longer!

Sadly, my return has come too late to save Joe Lieberman.

Or has it?

 
At 4:31 PM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

We put slime all over Joe-ventum but he's still wiggling.

 
At 11:58 PM, Blogger AJ said...

Congratulations Rex-site looks great!

 
At 1:42 AM, Blogger Kvatch said...

Oh god...it's...it's...beautiful! I'm kvelling!

 
At 3:21 AM, Blogger sumo said...

Wonderbra...I mean Wunderbar site. I feel tingly just being here. It must be your electric personality...or that last hit of shroooms I took today.

 
At 2:02 AM, Blogger dusty said...

sumo..did you eat all the damn schrooms? I thought you were saving me some..

 
At 4:04 AM, Blogger sumo said...

Not a chance!

 

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