JOE SCARBOROUGH HATES AMERICA

Previously Pro-Bush, Pundit Now a Pussy!

(Washington) Even those misguided few who have yet to grasp the brilliance that is one George W. Bush will admit that the man possesses the kind of loyalty usually reserved for Labrador retrievers. Sadly, it seems some who he has brought into his circle of trust would cut and run once the going got tough; we’re looking at you, Joe Scarborough…or should we say, JUDAS!!!


It seems that, as a former Congressman, Scarborough’s convictions are determined by the latest poll, as the easily-persuaded pundit recently not only asked the audience of his MSNBC show, “Is Bush an idiot?” but also answered his own question. Comparing Bush to other presidents, jelly-spined Joe sounded like the liberal elitist he’s become when re remarked, “I think George Bush is in a league by himself. I don't think he has the intellectual depth as these other people.”

More patriotic political pundits proudly pounced on the pansy’s preposterous proclamation. “It’s a sad, sad day when a liberal Democratic Senator named Joe is a better Republican than a former GOP Congressman named Joe,” accurately assessed the still-loyal Michelle Malkin as she deleted Scarborough’s name from her cell phone’s speed-dial. “I guess we won’t be seeing him at the next White House signing statement.”

Equally disgusted was the regent of Republican radio, Rush Limbaugh. “My God! Is he on drugs? Did his housekeeper, without his knowledge or consent, forge his doctor’s prescription and feed him drugs?” Limbaugh confessed that a similar incident in the past once caused him to say things against his nature, and opined that Mel Gibson’s illegal immigrant maid may have been behind his anti-Semitic rant.

Others, however, were not providing Scarborough with any hypothetical excuses. “He’s a filthy, liberal traitor, and should be rendered through a meat grinder,” calmly offered the comely Ann Coulter between bites of sautéed baby seal. “To question the President during times of war undermines the efforts of our brave men and women in uniform, and only serves to bring aid and comfort to the enemy.” Miss Coulter’s assessment was seconded by her dinner companion, Senator Joe Lieberman (D-CT.)

In keeping with his new-found cowardice, Scarborough refused to comment for this article. What a wuss.