Wednesday, August 23, 2006


There’s No Stopping Joe-Mentum!

(Hartford) Joe Namath. Joe Theismann. Joe Montana. The list of great American Joes who defied the odds and reached for the gold ring is long and illustrious. Today another Joe added his own story to that fabled legacy, as Senator Joe Lieberman, against all odds,
secured his place on the November ballot. “This is a great day for Joes everywhere! I got may mo-Joe back!” Lieberman crowed as he announced he had obtained the required number of signatures necessary for placement on the ballot. “I have Joe doubt that Joe-mentum will carry us to victory in Joe-vember!”

Backed by the lunatic fringe of the Democratic Party (as if that wasn’t redundant,) challenger Ned Lamont upset the Joe-vertly America-loving sitting Senator in this month’s party primary. However, as the newest and only member of his own party, the “G-Joe-P,” Lieberman’s well-Joewn name will appear on the ballot near both Lamont’s and pseudo-Republican Alan Schlesinger. Asked for a prediction as to how he thinks he’ll fair against his challengers, Lieberman’s response was apro-Joe. “Neither is named ‘Joe.’ Thus, I say they have Joe chance!”

Many in the liberal mainstream media have treasonously opined that Lieberman’s primary defeat sent Joe-tice to other candidates that Joe-ters rejected his “Joe-ing the line” when it came to President Bush’s (brilliant) foreign policy. Lieberman stated that he rejects this accusation, asserting that he’s “Joe-body’s lap dog.”

By refusing to Joe in the towel, Lieberman seems to have gained the support of independents and even a few Republicans who refuse to be blinded by the Democrats’ Joe-mophobia. Polls show that if the election were held today, Joe would Joe away the competition. Lieberman admitted that he was humbled by the support offered by conservatives. “The fact that they would vote for a Joe-ish man means that the G-Joe-P, I mean the GOP, is a-Joe-k with me!”


At 10:47 PM, Blogger abi said...

Lieberman running as an independent? You've got to be Joe-king.

At 10:53 PM, Blogger Fred Bieling said...

That man has character.

At 4:02 AM, Anonymous gordo said...

It's so ironic. There's a Nobel Prize for appeasing terrorists, so Jimmy Carter gets one. But there's no Nobel Prize for kicking ass, so Lieberman, Bush, and Donald "GROFAZ" Rumsfeld have to do without.

At 5:26 AM, Blogger sumo said...

He's an independent moron along with his butt-buddy Bush. Dissing his own party because of his ego...bah!

At 9:07 AM, Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Abi: Let's not go crazy with this whole "independent" label thing...we all know for whom he's working!

Fred: Exactly! America-loving character!

Gordo: No Nobel, but there's always the Presidential Medal of Freedom!

Sumo: That's Joe way to treat Joe.

At 9:39 AM, Blogger AJ said...

Unlike many of the 'natural food' eaters and tree huggers that hang around this swampy neck of Florida these days,
(can y'all say B-A-T-H?)

I prefer a good cup of 'Joe' in the morning- before a manly breakfast of steak &eggs!

At 11:45 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Yes, he did give bush a joe-job.

At 2:59 PM, Blogger Kvatch said...

Though I take issue with Joe Montana, you forget some of my favorites: Joe Camel, Joe Blow, G.I. Joe, Joe McCarthy...


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